No, this wasn't a bait&switch post. We don't DO that here. This young woman, oh this gorgeous young woman, was part of a team of h4ck0rz who stole over 10 mill from both U.S. and U.K. banks. I know most of that heist was just late night code stomping hunched over a laptop while drinking energy drinks and eating Funyuns but... In my mind there's a part of the plan where she slinks into some sort of mainframe office place wearing a tight latex cat suit, armed to the teeth and has to seduce a fumbling guard and then snaps his neck right before she kisses him. You know, super secret Russian agent spy style.
Look, y'all can drool over models and actresses but nerds have always been what revs my CPU fans. #geekinnuendos. This chick is REAL. And not only is she real but she's a REAL badass... AND a fox. /geekswoon. I hope you don't get shower shanked just for being pretty Kristina! #fingerscrossed