Sometimes we should really JUST. This object, though cool on paper, would have to be really cringey to most. Think about it, you head over to a park, perhaps to get some blogging done, and decide you want to listen to some tunes. So you then take out your little record player, open the giant bag holding your record collection, dig through it to find the one song you want to listen to, hook the little guy up to your laptop, find the correct needle placement and then hope nothing jostles your player. Yeah. Cool story, bro. I give this a very big 'holy shit that was pretentious!' rating. If you want it, I'm not going to tell you where it's available. You don't need it.