There was a partial solar eclipse last month and though experts have ruled out any fishy activity by assuring us all that the shadows captured in the image are merely of a space station, I still have a bad feeling about this. I mean, HOW IS THAT NOT THE IMAGE OF A TIE FIGHTER HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS US?!?! HAVE YOU ALL GONE MAD?!?! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE WE ARE ABOUT A MONTH AWAY FROM A FULL SCALE EMPIRICAL ATTACK?!?!
...there's probably like 8 star destroyers right behind that TIE. All hope is lost.
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